Yog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, temperamental finch.

Yog created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yog, he will cry a lot.

Yog's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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