Mil is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, stupid
dugong.
Mil created the solar system seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mil, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Mil, he will turn you into a rat.
Mil's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Mil's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Hide if three mites approach from the north.
4. Do not jump in public.
5. Do not kill ants.