Sandontspagmad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited dove.

Sandontspagmad created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandontspagmad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandontspagmad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sandontspagmad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sandontspagmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Worship no other gods but Sandontspagmad.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.