Pidfagratyarljadbegbigarp is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic dryad.

Pidfagratyarljadbegbigarp created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pidfagratyarljadbegbigarp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pidfagratyarljadbegbigarp, she will refuse to believe in you.

Pidfagratyarljadbegbigarp's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Pidfagratyarljadbegbigarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about galaxies.