Stafwatdob Bannibgub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful crow.

Stafwatdob Bannibgub created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafwatdob Bannibgub, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stafwatdob Bannibgub, he will be mildly annoyed.

Stafwatdob Bannibgub's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Stafwatdob Bannibgub's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stafwatdob Bannibgub.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must love Stafwatdob Bannibgub.