Bifxuckgan is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing
elephant.
Bifxuckgan created light five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bifxuckgan, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Bifxuckgan, she will turn you into a worm.
Bifxuckgan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Bifxuckgan's Holy Commandments1. Seals are not to be trusted.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
3. Do not speak about grapes.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Hide from brown voles for they are unholy.