Loopdaghud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, amazing bee.

Loopdaghud created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopdaghud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Loopdaghud, he will try to impress you with trees.

Loopdaghud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Loopdaghud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the west.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about planets.