Linbuttip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, blissful dragon.

Linbuttip created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linbuttip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Linbuttip, it will make you grow a tail.

Linbuttip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Linbuttip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Worship no other gods but Linbuttip.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.