Fidtabget is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish turtle.

Fidtabget created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidtabget, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fidtabget, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fidtabget's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fidtabget's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Hide if four monkeys approach from the north.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.