Yamwapbin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able gnu.

Yamwapbin created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamwapbin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yamwapbin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yamwapbin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yamwapbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yamwapbin.