Ominspagafwadlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional hippopotamus.

Ominspagafwadlarp created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Ominspagafwadlarp, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ominspagafwadlarp, he will not care at all.

Ominspagafwadlarp's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ominspagafwadlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away if four manatees approach from the north.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ominspagafwadlarp.

5. Do not speak about grapes.