Tadveenved Miskiktit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, moody fox.

Tadveenved Miskiktit created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadveenved Miskiktit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tadveenved Miskiktit, he will not invite you to parties.

Tadveenved Miskiktit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tadveenved Miskiktit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.