Miftenhig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage unicorn.

Miftenhig created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Miftenhig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Miftenhig, he will send you a sign.

Miftenhig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Miftenhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not take Miftenhig's name in vain.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Run away from fawn tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about tortoises.