Wipdavcip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful squid.

Wipdavcip created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipdavcip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wipdavcip, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Wipdavcip's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Wipdavcip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wipdavcip.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never talk about goats.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
Votes: 26       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god