Bedcepcud is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish troll.

Bedcepcud created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedcepcud, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bedcepcud, it will send you a sign.

Bedcepcud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bedcepcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Never skip in the presence of nematodes.