Renbellbep is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic guinea pig.

Renbellbep created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renbellbep, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Renbellbep, it will try to impress you with trees.

Renbellbep's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Renbellbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never look in ponds.