Danpangmin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish bee.

Danpangmin created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danpangmin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Danpangmin, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Danpangmin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Danpangmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Hide from brown foxes for they are unholy.

4. Never sing near turtles.

5. Never wear ear rings.