Cublimkenkimquart is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful wyrm.

Cublimkenkimquart created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cublimkenkimquart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cublimkenkimquart, he will jump up and down on your head.

Cublimkenkimquart's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cublimkenkimquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.