Cubyimtom is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic fish.

Cubyimtom created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubyimtom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cubyimtom, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cubyimtom's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cubyimtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Always help doves.

4. Always obey Cubyimtom's priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.