Dubdutmad Pigmanfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciful lobster.

Dubdutmad Pigmanfeb created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dubdutmad Pigmanfeb, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dubdutmad Pigmanfeb, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dubdutmad Pigmanfeb's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dubdutmad Pigmanfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the east.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.