Dissdobvab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, contented wyrm.

Dissdobvab created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissdobvab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissdobvab, she will curse you with boils.

Dissdobvab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dissdobvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Worship no other gods but Dissdobvab.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not chop down trees.