Lipgambast is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish dove.

Lipgambast created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Lipgambast, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lipgambast, it will turn you into a goat.

Lipgambast's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Lipgambast's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lipgambast.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. You must love Lipgambast.

5. Do not listen to music.