Nablagstik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unselfish walrus.

Nablagstik created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nablagstik, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nablagstik, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nablagstik's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nablagstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not take Nablagstik's name in vain.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.