Popsingem Wikfuthud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced porpoise.

Popsingem Wikfuthud created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popsingem Wikfuthud, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Popsingem Wikfuthud, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Popsingem Wikfuthud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Popsingem Wikfuthud's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face white.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not eat onions.