Vagquaggabnurt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish crow.

Vagquaggabnurt created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagquaggabnurt, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vagquaggabnurt, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vagquaggabnurt's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Vagquaggabnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Put Vagquaggabnurt first in all things.

3. Never wear green hats.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vagquaggabnurt.

5. Do not drink alcohol.