Cepbogflow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic squirrel.

Cepbogflow created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepbogflow, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cepbogflow, she will not invite you to parties.

Cepbogflow's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cepbogflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Worship no other gods but Cepbogflow.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Always obey Cepbogflow's priests.

5. Cepbogflow loves pigs, so they must be respected.