Pinflyrot is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident wombat.

Pinflyrot created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Pinflyrot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pinflyrot, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pinflyrot's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pinflyrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of goats.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Never think about stars.