Cinponapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring snake.

Cinponapp created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Cinponapp, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cinponapp, she will turn you into a duck.

Cinponapp's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cinponapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from mauve mice for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Never paint your head turquoise.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.