Appcapbopfon Barnquafnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional hippopotamus.

Appcapbopfon Barnquafnutt created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Appcapbopfon Barnquafnutt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Appcapbopfon Barnquafnutt, she will turn you into a duck.

Appcapbopfon Barnquafnutt's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Appcapbopfon Barnquafnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. You must pray to Appcapbopfon Barnquafnutt nine times a day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.