Quimrignart is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise raven.

Quimrignart created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimrignart, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimrignart, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Quimrignart's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Quimrignart's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never paint your legs magenta.