Jamfudhat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy wren.

Jamfudhat created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Jamfudhat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jamfudhat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jamfudhat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Jamfudhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never paint your legs fawn.

5. Do not take Jamfudhat's name in vain.