Betbandub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage salamander.

Betbandub created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betbandub, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Betbandub, it will be very sad.

Betbandub's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Betbandub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Betbandub loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about asteroids.