Ragjarn Megfosszak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured chicken.

Ragjarn Megfosszak created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragjarn Megfosszak, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ragjarn Megfosszak, he will be very unhappy.

Ragjarn Megfosszak's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ragjarn Megfosszak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.