Naksugfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured dingo.

Naksugfoss created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naksugfoss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Naksugfoss, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Naksugfoss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Naksugfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.