Fudfartun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful elephant.

Fudfartun created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fudfartun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fudfartun, she will turn you into a duck.

Fudfartun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fudfartun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Run away if three moths approach from the west.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.