Bagcadlik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable badger.

Bagcadlik created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagcadlik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bagcadlik, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bagcadlik's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bagcadlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never bounce in the presence of sharks.