Natfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unfair dugong.

Natfarn created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natfarn, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Natfarn, he will turn you into a snail.

Natfarn's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Natfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Natfarn must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.