Flisyatmit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional chicken.

Flisyatmit created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisyatmit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flisyatmit, she will turn you into a goat.

Flisyatmit's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Flisyatmit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Flisyatmit on top of all buildings.