Sugafwad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented wombat.

Sugafwad created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugafwad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sugafwad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sugafwad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sugafwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of frogs.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Run away if five capybaras approach from the west.