Gofsissig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy eagle.

Gofsissig created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofsissig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gofsissig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gofsissig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gofsissig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear blue boots.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Gofsissig loves geese, so they must be respected.