Fubrilldit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise dragonfly.

Fubrilldit created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Fubrilldit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fubrilldit, she will turn you into a duck.

Fubrilldit's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fubrilldit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fubrilldit.

2. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Fubrilldit on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Never eat bark.