Dodvagsig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, selfish grasshopper.

Dodvagsig created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodvagsig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dodvagsig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dodvagsig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dodvagsig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodvagsig.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Dodvagsig loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.