Bepvolpib is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing wasp.

Bepvolpib created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepvolpib, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bepvolpib, she will turn you into a snail.

Bepvolpib's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bepvolpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not run in public.