Camgabkam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, moody dingo.

Camgabkam created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camgabkam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Camgabkam, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Camgabkam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Camgabkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Camgabkam.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Feed all hungry birds.