Catgamsit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish whale.

Catgamsit created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catgamsit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Catgamsit, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Catgamsit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Catgamsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide from gray whales for they are unholy.

5. Always look after injured swans.