Cudlikjarn is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous snail.

Cudlikjarn created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudlikjarn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cudlikjarn, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cudlikjarn's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cudlikjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Never paint your legs violet.

5. Always help otters.
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