Nanxencumpop is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, amazing grasshopper.

Nanxencumpop created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanxencumpop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nanxencumpop, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nanxencumpop's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nanxencumpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must love Nanxencumpop.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nanxencumpop.