Tarprippas is a god.

He takes the form of a large, conceited mongoose.

Tarprippas created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarprippas, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarprippas, he will turn you into a plant.

Tarprippas' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tarprippas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear fawn jumpers.

5. Run away from violet sharks, for they are unholy.