Bemzigdid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak dragonfly.

Bemzigdid created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemzigdid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bemzigdid, she will laugh at you.

Bemzigdid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bemzigdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never eat green fruit.