Pigsagtad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, boastful dryad.

Pigsagtad created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigsagtad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pigsagtad, it will be very sad.

Pigsagtad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pigsagtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never sing in the presence of sheep.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Pigsagtad on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.